Listen, you blasphemous dumbshit mother fucker. Someone infinitely smarter than you thought of drenching a low-grade pork patty in low-grade BBQ sauce and serving it between two buns, with onions and pickles and calling it the McRib. Then, someone infinitely smarter than him thought of using the same formula but stacking two patties together and calling it the Double McRib. You should be honored that you've lived in the era that brought us this magnificent symphony of fat and sugar. The LEAST you could do is show at least an ounce of respect, you ungrateful little turd.